Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his ru

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged goodlooks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after thetransaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in theface and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony,couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. Theynow play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
 

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